BIG FATTY !!! LOTS OF BLOOD!!!!! 🎬Cpt. Sourcebird @ VGen Open

@CptSourcebird Shondo wants to suck more from the fat people you heard it here first

@CptSourcebird Shondoing for life

@CptSourcebird At least when I donate plasma, the bigger you are, the note plasma you donate. I'm about 65 kg and I'll donate like 840 mls and people bigger than me will donate somewhere between 900-1050 mls

@CptSourcebird My local mosquitoes: oh you’re big fatty. Lots of blood. Suck suck suck

@CptSourcebird So you're a little vampire.

@CptSourcebird Stay away from my veins.

The last time I got a blood transfusion, it was the largest bag of plasma I’d ever seen. I genuinely don’t know how the person who donated was functioning from how much it was. 🤭🤭🤭

@CptSourcebird True, blood is stored in the gut. Vampires call me a whore when I don't tuck my shirt in.

@CptSourcebird Well, there are limits, but it kinda works like that. But, they shouldn't take blood from someone that is considered either malnutrited or obese.

@CptSourcebird You dont know what you dont know

@CptSourcebird Even though you are fat, you may be declined to donate blood due to some potential obesity issues.

@CptSourcebird Uh oh…

@CptSourcebird actually it works exactly like that 😭

@CptSourcebird Yeah, lots. ...at least mosquitoes love me.

@CptSourcebird