ERM, SHE'S NOT INTERESTED 😡😡😡 🎬Cpt. Sourcebird @ VGen Open

@CptSourcebird I made this btw

@CptSourcebird Ako was like that one fat bitch who sticks with the 10/10 baddie But instead of just being an annoying bitch, she turns out to be actually into you too

@CptSourcebird Literally this lolol

@CptSourcebird Ummmm actually Miss Shadow, Ako would be like "Ummmm, she is not interested...but I am <3".

@CptSourcebird It's because you forgot to do Ako's daily walks

@CptSourcebird What are your thoughts on the most wholesome student of all archive, tsuguri?

@CptSourcebird What are your thoughts on Ibuki and Mutsuki?

@CptSourcebird Understandable, buuuuut since I'm indifferent to Hina, give me my mean wife Ako!

@CptSourcebird Dont you ever talk to ME and my BITCH wife ever AGAIN.

@CptSourcebird Shondo is preaching the undeniable primal truth of Blue Archive.

@CptSourcebird There's an song about this exact bar scenario

@CptSourcebird Ako needs a collar on her.

@CptSourcebird How to make Ako leave

@CptSourcebird Ako is very combatative tsundere with nay a dere until, ahem, special walk.

@CptSourcebird and the worst part is she says "UHM! SHE'S NOT INTERESTED!" and takes you away from her only for her to be shagging you instead. Like if I'm here for Hina, I'M HERE FOR HINA AND NOT AKO. BUT SOMEHOW, AKO TAKES AWAY YOUR HINA TIME AND REPLACES IT WITH AKO TIME.

@CptSourcebird The life of a simp is a hard one.

@CptSourcebird Get her shondo chan!

@CptSourcebird The typical fat friend

@CptSourcebird I didn't know that shondo was a based Blue Archive player.....

@CptSourcebird She's the fridge, just a pretty fridge with huge badonkers

@CptSourcebird To continue the hypothetical, what if after Ako starts acting like a bitch, Sensei asks Ako out? I feel like this could work as it goes beyond reverse psychology- it's reverse survival instinct.

@CptSourcebird Ah, the appeal of the bitch wife.

@CptSourcebird *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

@CptSourcebird she is our rival we are both my perfect girl simps

@CptSourcebird Do you regularly get interrupted from hitting on girls? lol

@CptSourcebird We call that kind a person a c@ckblocker.

@CptSourcebird I can never hate on my bitch wife Ako 🥰

@CptSourcebird Tbh shondo, you seem like that type of person too "she's not interested" lmao

@CptSourcebird who is she

@CptSourcebird Yeah, I get it.