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Biking in Germany will make you poor.

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snow4 months ago

losing your car license because you chose to ride a bike drunk instead of your car is hilarious

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Gærsstapa4 months ago

Honestly, when your country is being raped by foreigners all this seems like is a petty racket designed to extort the natives.

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Maarten de Lange4 months ago

Hallo! Die Nachbarn hier aus Holland! I’m sure we kick your ass when it comes to bureaucracy.

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Radical Living4 months ago

Holy moly this is even worse 😅🥲

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Maarten de Lange4 months ago

We are Germans in denial, let’s put it that way. 🤣 btw i really like your videos, always brings a big smile, thanks for all the work you put into it.

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Robby4 months ago

Being poor will make you bike. Biking in Germany will just make you feel morally superior about it

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jane doe4 months ago

when you lost your license because you took the bike when you were drunk so now you have to take the bike

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Tushar Dwivedi4 months ago

So essentially, follow the laws and drive safely. Or else, be fined? Where else have I heard about this unique concept? Ohh wait, every other vehicle on the road is supposed to follow this same weird concept.

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Barney Braintree4 months ago

Honestly, we should adopt this and make cyclists in America live in legal hell

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Kārlis 🇱🇻4 months ago

Can we copy paste those laws? Looks awesome. Fuck them braindead cyclists.

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Ricardo4 months ago

Riding at night I got striped by police, I had 4 small beers I score 0.26mg/L Took away my car driving license for 4 years, I had to make a hair analysis every 2 months, I was not allowed to cut my hair I paid over 3,5k … screw Germany

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facts matter, lies shatter 🇳🇱 🇺🇸4 months ago

Why can't you ride without hands or have someone on the back? Germans are mad.

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toad leap4 months ago

Riding two-up on a bike down Avenue de l'Opéra in Paris, France, will make you arrested by plainclothes cops from the anti-crime unit jumping out of an unmarked Skoda sedan ⬇️

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Probable User4 months ago

Was? Nicht einmal Musik darf man hören?

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Duck Troller4 months ago

Japan just started enforcing theirs (supposedly) as of April 1st.

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JB4 months ago

I never understood the 'don't cycle drunk' thing Isn't the point of having a bicycle so that you don't have to drink-drive in a car? Should I drink-drive in my monster truck?

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$HAM CTO4 months ago

Basically in Germany riding a bicycle is not good. You can lose your driving license for drunk driving. In my country most people use bike to get home whale they are drunk 😂

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Worschdsupp4 months ago

IMHO all justified and almost never enforced in my experience. In New Zealand a cop wanted to give me a 150 NZ dollar fine for not wearing a helmet - that is what I call strict.

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Surabhi4 months ago

You're still posting random negativity about things that work and rules that normally exist. Nothing is radical about the content. Stop twisting facts and algorithm! Get a life! 🤣

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Jord ❤️‍🔥4 months ago

In the Netherlands these are: No hands: 129 No stop: 189 Transport: 0 Music: 0 Sidewalk: 69 Bell: 50 Side by side: 0 Pedestrian are: 84 Zebra: 189 Red light: 129 Telephone: 179 Drunk: 209 + pos. criminal record The fines ending on 9 are the value + €9 administrative costs

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(((Quantum)))4 months ago

Only if you are retardet and can't follow simple rules and read the street signs.

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jam4 months ago

All of these seem like perfectly sensible rules.

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I am dumb. don't listen to me.4 months ago

Arent these just normal safety rules?

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Xaun Loc4 months ago

Yes, Germany is one of the few countries that enforces laws for bicyclists -- that's a big part of why Germany is one of the safest places to ride a bike. I've ridden everything from rural roads to major city thoroughfares, all in traffic, and all with confidence and safety!

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Tricked4 months ago

I would genuinely be poor if I got fined for these things here in the Netherlands

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TomTomski טום4 months ago

It's a bargain. The Dutch made fines a fixed income for the government and they give themselves a raise every year

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Hawkin Byrd4 months ago

Good, fuck cyclists, drive a car like normal people

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Xaun Loc4 months ago

Biking in Germany will only make you poor if you: 1. Ride like an American 2. Ride like you are from the UK 3. Ride like an idiot Actually #3 is all we need because it covers #1 and #2.

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Balkan Fella 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧🇧🇬 ☸️✝️4 months ago

Germany is my new favourite country !

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Aleksei4 months ago

NOTHING OF THAT REALLY WORKS IN GERMANY - NO REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

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Γιαννης4 months ago

Looks like extortion until they have proof of you hitting a property or a person.

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Lucky 🍀🍀🍀4 months ago

That's only for white people, others can continue to do shit

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SozialismusFrei 🐿️4 months ago

Germans love to feed the state

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Thomas J Woods4 months ago

True story: in my first year in Germany I was invited to a party. I rode there on my bike, had a few drinks and around midnight started riding home, mildly intoxicated. I had my phone with Google Maps in my hand. After a hundred meters I was stopped by a police car (1)

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Fall Out Boi4 months ago

Germany is a shithole indeed.

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MB Nigger4 months ago

Can't be real, you don't have a license plate on the bicycle.

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Tou4 months ago

im not sure, but most of these rules make sense?

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