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Biking in Germany will make you poor.
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losing your car license because you chose to ride a bike drunk instead of your car is hilarious

Honestly, when your country is being raped by foreigners all this seems like is a petty racket designed to extort the natives.

Hallo! Die Nachbarn hier aus Holland! I’m sure we kick your ass when it comes to bureaucracy.

Holy moly this is even worse 😅🥲

We are Germans in denial, let’s put it that way. 🤣 btw i really like your videos, always brings a big smile, thanks for all the work you put into it.

Being poor will make you bike. Biking in Germany will just make you feel morally superior about it

when you lost your license because you took the bike when you were drunk so now you have to take the bike

So essentially, follow the laws and drive safely. Or else, be fined? Where else have I heard about this unique concept? Ohh wait, every other vehicle on the road is supposed to follow this same weird concept.

Honestly, we should adopt this and make cyclists in America live in legal hell

Can we copy paste those laws? Looks awesome. Fuck them braindead cyclists.

Riding at night I got striped by police, I had 4 small beers I score 0.26mg/L Took away my car driving license for 4 years, I had to make a hair analysis every 2 months, I was not allowed to cut my hair I paid over 3,5k … screw Germany

Why can't you ride without hands or have someone on the back? Germans are mad.

Riding two-up on a bike down Avenue de l'Opéra in Paris, France, will make you arrested by plainclothes cops from the anti-crime unit jumping out of an unmarked Skoda sedan ⬇️

Was? Nicht einmal Musik darf man hören?

Japan just started enforcing theirs (supposedly) as of April 1st.

I never understood the 'don't cycle drunk' thing Isn't the point of having a bicycle so that you don't have to drink-drive in a car? Should I drink-drive in my monster truck?

Basically in Germany riding a bicycle is not good. You can lose your driving license for drunk driving. In my country most people use bike to get home whale they are drunk 😂

IMHO all justified and almost never enforced in my experience. In New Zealand a cop wanted to give me a 150 NZ dollar fine for not wearing a helmet - that is what I call strict.

You're still posting random negativity about things that work and rules that normally exist. Nothing is radical about the content. Stop twisting facts and algorithm! Get a life! 🤣

In the Netherlands these are: No hands: 129 No stop: 189 Transport: 0 Music: 0 Sidewalk: 69 Bell: 50 Side by side: 0 Pedestrian are: 84 Zebra: 189 Red light: 129 Telephone: 179 Drunk: 209 + pos. criminal record The fines ending on 9 are the value + €9 administrative costs

Only if you are retardet and can't follow simple rules and read the street signs.

All of these seem like perfectly sensible rules.

Arent these just normal safety rules?

Yes, Germany is one of the few countries that enforces laws for bicyclists -- that's a big part of why Germany is one of the safest places to ride a bike. I've ridden everything from rural roads to major city thoroughfares, all in traffic, and all with confidence and safety!

I would genuinely be poor if I got fined for these things here in the Netherlands

It's a bargain. The Dutch made fines a fixed income for the government and they give themselves a raise every year

Good, fuck cyclists, drive a car like normal people

Biking in Germany will only make you poor if you: 1. Ride like an American 2. Ride like you are from the UK 3. Ride like an idiot Actually #3 is all we need because it covers #1 and #2.

Germany is my new favourite country !

NOTHING OF THAT REALLY WORKS IN GERMANY - NO REAL LAW ENFORCEMENT

Looks like extortion until they have proof of you hitting a property or a person.

That's only for white people, others can continue to do shit

Germans love to feed the state

True story: in my first year in Germany I was invited to a party. I rode there on my bike, had a few drinks and around midnight started riding home, mildly intoxicated. I had my phone with Google Maps in my hand. After a hundred meters I was stopped by a police car (1)

Germany is a shithole indeed.

Can't be real, you don't have a license plate on the bicycle.

im not sure, but most of these rules make sense?
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