Boy....that really escalated quickly.

I prefer a handmade plasma pistol in the 40MWatt rate, disguised as a trade-paper book, and a ripper for close-quarters.

Hmmm… I think I’m going to have to get another job to afford that last one. How many caps does that last on cost?

Ok..... You had me on the last one - slingshot with a mini tactical nuke - loved it

A great choice to the 40+!

Hey, what if i'm over 40 but the economy is 2026'ing itself to death? Coconuts and harsh language?

I disagree, I don't think you should have a nuke because of the property damage That's why I use weaponized smallpox for my EDC

Lmfao it did escalate quickly

For anyone that doesn't get the joke

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That 30-30 is already a bad mother...

Definitely like the way he's thinking.

I figured the 40 and over would have a phase plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

The M42 projectile is more of a grenade than a missile.

Hold on, why this calibre of firearms—

I’ll allow it

100% agree and as you age you reverse that order due to old age fragility.

lol 😂

Seems legit.

That's great. Did you send it to uncle John?

.410 at 5, .22 at 7, 20 gauge at 10, .308 at 12.

Lmao 😆

How long until we can actually buy the last one? It'll cost a pretty good amount of bottle caps, but it can be done.

LMMFAO

Pussies, my 6 month old just threw his first hand grenade today

World's most garbage list and you can't even pronounce lever here's a correct list 22 9 mil 40 45 and go up from there

i mean i was going to recommeond that one accuracy international made by 3 guys in a shed sniper. but yeah this progression is great. gotta protect your loved ones.

And if you're older than 60, just go back to a 1911 in 45 acp 230gr hardball. It's what you learned and qualified with in the military and it just streams, "Fuck you! I know how to shoot and I have no more patience for your bullshit."

In my 20s but still can’t afford shit but then again I live in California 😭

I'm an actual wasteland wanderer and I agree.

I suppose at my age I should have a 155mm howitzer.

LMFAO!