brb applying to be a bikini barista

I’d give you a job!

Oppps. I ordered the wrong drink. Can you make me another one?

I'd hire ya. Mostly because you'd have a position under me.

You might need a new foam canister, that one is lookin a little worn out.

But you're not wearing a bikini

What kind of lonely motherfuckers fall for this shit. She is fucking ugly!

But you're not in a bikini???

tomorrow i will be