BREAKING: LIVE COVERAGE FROM THE GLACIAL LAVA CATASTROPHE IN SYLVAN LAKE, ALBERTA

how awful, all those poor people boiling in that liquid lake of molten rock!...seems they are making the most of it tho, LOL. 🤡🌏

When all else fails... Float

Love these updates Jason. Keep them coming and stay save out there. It may be only a matter of weeks before you fry in the sweltering heat.

Hours! We don't have much time left!

Jason, thank you for getting the truth out there! Why are they hiding this from us???

@jackalack48 No. Glacial lava is expected to be the issue Trudeau campaigns on for re-election in 2035.

How the %#€£ did you keep a straight face through that? “Trans cycling lanes” had me do a spit take

But... but the planet is boiling! How come ain't it all vaporized yet?

Vaporization is expected within hours! Greta is a prophet!

Godspeed to you Jason James, hopefully @atrachelgilmore and other sycophants like her can learn from your courage to literally dive into real issues and report them with the same tenacity.

@atRachelGilmore She'll have to learn journalism first!