BREAKING: LIVE COVERAGE FROM THE TROPICAL MOISTURE DISASTER IN CALGARY, ALBERTA

For reference:

Breaking News: I live in the moisture dome and my gas stove has informed me that my pronouns have changed and that I need to head out to a library to get boosted by a drag queen to protect me from Perrie Poilievre disease.

😂😂😂 Stunning and brave to get so close to the moisture dome!

Lol !! A little insensitive as far as timing goes…but the mockery & sarcasm is appreciated. Can you do a daily weather update…i think you’d gather quite a following 🤣

I believe more climate investigative reporting is necessary

Hahahah 🎯 - I can confirm, it’s mayhem downtown right now within the moisture dome

thanks for the laughs. perfect political satire is powerful.

JJ I can tell you first hand from inside the dome it’s “moist”. My Mrs, mention this might be the most moist mever. The looting is asymptomatic at the moment but the long looting is unknown. Thank all that is holy we are paying carbon tax to lessen this. It’s so quiet, terrifying