BREAKING: TEXAS SENATE CANDIDATE JAMES TALARICO HAS GONE MISSING! 🚨 FREAKO HASN’T BEEN SEEN IN 12 DAYS! 😱 WHERE IS TALARICO? HIS CAMPAIGN BLAMES THE FLU 🤔

Found him in Iran ⬇️

Do you think TalaFREAKO had a nervous breakdown?

Pulling a Biden. Hide him until the election so he doesn't say more stupid crap. That's tells you everything you need to know!!

Talarico is pretty young to need 2 weeks to recover from the flu.

He had bottom surgery. Give him some time to heal.

He's got that new std gi bug lol 🚽

Someone has to know something about Talafreako. Apparently, he’s gone into hiding. It’s not the flu!

It’s ok guys he’s just hanging with Mitch McConnell

Sexually transmitted diarrhea then... Got it.

I think he’s got that new gay diarrhea thing that’s going around in the homosexual community🤣

The movie the Campaign comes to mind. Right now he’s getting a personality and lifestyle makeover🤣

@sweethomemich IMO, he’s in hiding over something else that has been discovered about him, but this time it’s MASSIVE and campaign-ending!

The guy could make a campaign zoom appearance even if he’s not feeling well. If he doesn’t appear tomorrow then something is definitely off.

Maybe he is having his bottom surgery...???

I miss soaps

Talarico - no wife, no kids, no work ethic, and no responsibility to get up and get to work.

He’s got the butt virus

Talarico probally has AIDS

Missing? He’s recovering from the flu, not starring in a Netflix mystery. Maybe let the man get better before turning his sick leave into a political conspiracy.

Diarrhea

He's sick from kissing so much dirty ass for all the big money donors.

Maybe he got the plague 😂

Did he choke on a sausage… and not a smoked sausage…

Heard he checked into a mental institution… #talarico has had to pretend to be something he is not & it’s causing him great mental anxiety. Things that are not him like eating meat, driving a truck & there are only two genders. Those are deep lies to him which he has had to tell himself to fool voters. It’s got to be eating him alive inside. Get well #Talarico and stop pretending you don’t more of this 👇 … we know you do.

Maybe an excuse for him to dodge any debates. Sounds like the Biden in the basement strategy.

This is what TALARICO has 🤣😂

He is hanging out with @SenMcConnell seeking tips and companionship ..

Maybe he ate a bad serving of vegetables. 🙄

We are told he has the flu. Then did he not take his flu shot & it didn’t work or is he an anti-vaxxer???? Hmmm..

@CarolineWren

Maybe he's shacked up with some fruit. 🤔 😏

Must be that sexually transmitted diarrhea.