🚨BREAKING: UK authorities begin installing Emergency Bacon dispensers after rising street harassment.

Or this...

Diversity is our strength.

Happy National Bacon Lovers Day! 🥓 Let's go! 🔥 #TheCyberHouseCrew #NationalBaconLoversDay

Honestly this is a great solution to a worldwide opportunity

Ahh, just a walk in the pork!

My local synagogue uses these 6 times a day after jihadists pray. Very special.

Nehmt meine Speckschusswaffe! Sie ist schweinestark!

Just walk your dog. Problem solved.

I'm guessing that if women were to start carrying bacon as protection they'd be charged with carrying an offensive weapon . . .

bacon/terminator police ya see what im putting down? The Beaconator!

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Better idea:

Could actually work

let me get a bucket

Hog farmers unite.

What an unforgiveable waste of bacon.

There'd be a line to push that button for both eating and warding off rapes.

Cook kind sir, Cook

"Emergency Bacon dispensers"

Muslim mace

@yapper_so another watermark infraction. Revoke funding

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Brilliant! 🥓

If only...😆

Get a taser and pepper spray , knife in car and CZ in bag.

Kill 2 birds one stone! Poor people can cook the bacon!

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If the bacon works, I’m ready to trade my umbrella for a sizzling breakfast shield. 😬

Better Bacon Than That ULEZ Crap.