BREAKING: Workers at Boeing have launched a massive strike 33,000 machinists are walking off the job demanding better wages and an end to the aerospace giant’s wanton violation of safety standards for its own profits.

In a freak statistical anomaly, 33,000 Boeing employees died by suicide today.

Scabs incoming

Boeing's Assassin:

The salary for the current CEO is 22 million, apart from other bonuses, stock etc. They can afford to not cut corners and pay these workers decent wages.

CEO should be an engineer, not some business major.

My reply guys in Christ, owners and executives are responsible for tanking safety for 0.1% higher rates of profit, workers are blowing the whistle at the risk of execution. Let the workers run the business and let's see, we've tried this other way and look what's happened!

There is that number 33 again

The hitman when he gets the invoice:

LOL people actively search flights to get an Airbus plane instead of a Boeing plane, and these people want a raise?