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🚨BREAKING🚨 Michigan has announced that Kyle Whittingham and Abdul El-Sayed will personally lead the Islamic Call to Prayer from the field at the start of the 4th quarter (replacing Mr. Brightside) to better align with their institutional values and population. #GoBlue
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I wish this was the Babylon Bee but it's not sadly.

If only I had the creative mind that the folks at The Bee have. 🤣

Since when do Muslims like football?

Is this for real?

In the sense that’s satire. 🤣

Dear God help us!!

Defund them all

Did Abdul threaten Kyle with a beheading or something?

He’s got something on him. I’m not sure what.

Is this true?

Only in the sense that it is satire. It's game week so I'm enjoying the back and forth trolling each side is doing.

@130DD130 I heard next week that they are doing beheadings and the week after “Catch the Goat”. 😉

@TriPSU91 I'm so gullible 🤦🏻♀️

Michigan is the third largest dumpster fire behind California and Minnesota.

This is absolutely insane. Every fan should walk out of that stadium.

That's bull crap if they ever do that football is over

We might have a better chance at converting that Mormon to a Muslim than converting him into a quality coach

I’m sorry Chrissy.

I understand

sounds prettty gey

Not even Michigan. Is that stupid

Grok is this true @grok

cancel

I hope the boo the hell out of this shit

This absolutely must be a joke...

TOTAL LIE

& Portnoy

PSU definitely wins the pre game troll contest.

Oh to be in that stadium and unload a massive chorus of Boos.

lot of sad joo energy on this one

Damn they're tall.

Now that is sooooooo fucked up!!!!!. Screw no fuck little blue

FU! THIS IS AMERICA! We don’t acknowledge you or your god!

This is satire right?

That should finish waking up and pissing off the sleepers🤣

That’s one game I wont watch

After all, Football and drinking is HARAM in the new Islamic republic of Michigan. LOL.

Fake

What’s wrong with u ppl

No

Haha. I love this

I keep reading these and actually get convinced it's true lol 😂 I wouldn't be surprised if I see it this Saturday

If that's true I will never watch a Michigan game again.
