🚨BREAKING🚨 Michigan has announced that they will be replacing Mr Brightside at the start of the 4th quarter with the Islamic Call to Prayer to better align with their values and population

Michigan fans liking this and messaging me, "This is sad but true" is pretty cool lmaoo Vote Mike Rogers

Lmaoooo

Game day at the Big House…..🙄

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🤣🤣🤣 honestly this wouldn’t surprise me

It's Michigan hate week brother. They are about to elect a terrorist so it makes it even easier to hate😄

I love it.

First play of the 4th quarter will be in honor of El-Sayed: And I say this as a Michigan fan from Ohio. Lol

L.M.A.O.

Earned a follow from me.. dammit this might be the best burn on the internet this season

Patriot 🫡🇺🇲

I hate how no matter how insane, I can't just KNOW that satire is satire anymore.

It's true

Detroit Michigan here. Ann Arbor is a Democratic Socialist and Communist bastion. Not out of the question.

Yeah you got us for sure, this is accurate 😂😂

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This guy wants a reading of the Tora instead

Over the death cult that says, "Death to America" Sure any day

Don’t give Ann Arbor any ideas.

It's a joke.... Right?

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Gah damn it’s sad this garbage religion is tolerated in America whatsoever.

The MUSLIMS are really FORCING their beliefs upon us! STOP THIS WHINING EVIL culture!

As a Michigan alum God I wish I had a retort to this. But I don’t, truth hurts

Hate to say it... But I think I prefer the Islamic call

Lol Michigan fan but that is funny.

@PrimeVY3 State penn will replace 7 Nation Army with Michael Jackson to more closely align with their values!

No they did not. Tell me you're Fn with us.

Nilla....

What. Lol

honestly a hymn of a famously militant religion would be a much more appropriate thing to play to try and rally your football team in the 4th quarter than the cuck anthem

While throwing “Hail Marys” every other game? Won’t work.

UofM has always been midwest Berkeley. My grade school crush went there and got lib-otomized.

They deserve this ridicule

No fucking way

Sick , I can’t even listen to to that sht

If you guys think Michigan is bad. You should check out Canada. I was just in Michigan and hardly saw any Muslims. You can’t go anywhere in Canada without being surrounded by them.

As long as we stop pretending Mr. Brightside works as a sports anthem.

Inshallah Michigan

That’s actually pretty funny. Sad too

😂😂

Don’t laugh that’s what they’re headed for. We will have be- headings and stonings for female adulterers!!!