Brilliant idea! 😂

Mike Leach did think of this already.

What if the midget was caught and ran back for a pick six?

And I never got why hockey teams don’t sign the fattest human alive to play goalie

“Okay, Let’s try it.”

... good idea, but it won't take long for defenses to start hurling midgets back, then the entire NFL will devolve into midair midget collisions, and how does that end racism?

Rule 12, Other Prohibited Acts, Article 4, A-B Lifting a runner is prohibited as well as interlocking arms around a runner or teammate to advance him.

The pirate did this first pal @TheColbyD

Like we all didn’t hear the story about Mike Leach that circulated a couple of months ago where he discussed this very idea. It went viral because everybody thought it was so funny. You are like a comedian plagiarizing somebody else’s joke.

Mike Leach tried to do this. He was told no.

They’re heavier than they look.

And this is why you shouldn’t smoke the devils lettuce while watching football.

Mike Leach thought of this already

Is this what men think about? 😂😂😂

If the opposing team catches the midget and runs to the 10 yard line, is it an interception? Or, is the midget down by contact?

This is stupid. Have someone on your team catch them and/or break their fall. No broken bones needed. Still $100k per toss though. I’d sign up for that deal.

Similar to my idea of finding an 8ft tall freak and lining him up at QB. He does a QB sneak on every play reaching for 3-4 yards over the line as he dives forward. 3.5 yards per play is an unstoppable offense.

Sports ball is gay

Lol. I think midget tossing is strictly against the rules.

Stolen valor

Made me laugh this morning. 😂

Here's another Idea. On Extra points, the further away you get from the goal line, the more points you score. If you're behind by 6, you could have the option of doing a Hail Mary for 7 from your own 10 yard line...🤓

His medical bills and his regular bills piling up will be more than a 100k 😂.

Better idea find the fattest, most obese guy you can find ( I mean like a 600 pounder) and wedge him into the goal at an NHL hockey game covering up the entire goal opening. Why do teams place the skinniest players as goal keepers? You wanna stop people from scoring or what?

That's actually a good way so score or pick of a clutch 1st down.

@grok is this legal using current nfl rules?

RIP Mike Leach. He was the first to attempt this.

This guy is from the future. Not only would you score every time but you could also go for two every time.

It’s been documented that indeed someone has thought about this

Mike Leech stealing scum bag

False. Assisting the runner (by throwing him) is a rule violation

This has been talked about many times in fact it was strongly considered in the 2018 season. As they banter about this topic became to think that would be midget collision in the air as the defending team would also get one or more midgets and send them sailing to try to deflect the incoming goal. True story.

You literally are taking advantage of the fact your followers have no idea Mike Leach said this exactly years ago. You know this, and you don’t care. You also know it’s explicitly against the rules