Bro got super human reflexes

This dude is hilarious

Dude won this battle. The Robber died laughing.

@alphafox In Australia it’s called a collapsible hiking stick 🤷🏻

If Peter griffin and Donald Trump had a baby

All he needs now is a cool costume.

@alphafox Is this part of the “Defund the Police” agenda?

It gets funnier each time I watch it.

I have a pocket-pistol in my back pocket with a laser on it that broadens it out to about the size of a wallet. If I were to pull it out and casually move it to "give" to someone, I very much doubt they would see it well enough while in motion to know it isn't a wallet.

Peter Griffin? Jajajj

Performance issues are common in men our size.

Peak male performance!

He is a SUPER human

@alphafox

@alphafox This is fantastic

He looks like a younger, fitter Trump

Peter fucking Griffin

That's fast!

Fast and fat

Made my day XD

Same dude?

@alphafox

Oh my God why do I feel this was @X9_redux in his younger days?

😯

He pulled that baton so fast, it was amazing!

If it was a banana he’d have hit it out and eaten in a third of the time

This is why a gun is better. just... make sure the safety is on...

@alphafox Temu Donatello

Thank you so much

Did he fart a few times there?