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Bro wonders why he's getting different measurements ๐Ÿค”

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Captain โ’ถncapistan ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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this is definitely not a W. here is a diagram of what he's measuring:

Rock Paper Sizzle ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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๐Ÿ’ช Merica, we're taking it back. ๐Ÿ’ฏ You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. โœ… T's for Trump here:

MikeHoncho ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Iโ€™d hate to be on the ship he worked on

Robby ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Unfortunately, I've worked with fitters that are this stupid. Makes for long days of extra welding.

Victorious ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโœŒ๏ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Victorious ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโœŒ๏ธ1 ๅนดๅ‰

Guys like this end up on the Supreme Court in USA under trump.

Kevin Gaughen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
Kevin Gaughen ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1 ๅนดๅ‰

I wonder who this guy voted for.

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง๐—˜๐—˜ ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฃ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ง๐—˜๐—˜1 ๅนดๅ‰

I ran into a similar issue. I measured my dick in one direction and it was only 2โ€. But when I rotated my ruler 90ยฐ and measured again, it was a full 2.5โ€

The Immortal ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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This rivalry is legendary. In 2001, Coca-Cola announced that it sold 4 times more than Pepsi, and this was Pepsi's response.

Viral vortex ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Men are simple ๐Ÿ˜…

Cro Aglo ็š„ๅคดๅƒ
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Think of each independently. Standing the upper one up adds to the distance. Laying the lower one down also adds to the distance. So you're increasing the distance at the top and the bottom.

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