“By evening’s end, the merchandise had been scattered, the register assaulted, several farewell kicks exchanged, and the proprietor introduced to the uniquely American tradition of paying for everyone else’s poor decisions.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #SomewhereMaryland #StreetAnthropology

Credit the documentarian: without his style we would see only a brawl. 🦏 With it, we see nature, reliably hilarious.😂

Popcorn shrimp and weave glue 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another business getting turned into a cage match while employees standing there like a hostage. Nobody in that room is thinking about dignity. The people rolling on the floor didn’t build the shop, stock the shelves, make payroll, or sit through the insurance claim. A pattern.

No ceremonial shedding of the weave?

Chimpan-She's

Bwahahah! He said, her breathe carried notes of a warm 2004 Buick! I bout lost it on that one!

“… become individual line items…” ☑️

Send this to Wes Moore. 😂

"Livestock damage" 🤣

When you bring wild uncleaned black animals out of the African jungle you get this

Chimp mentality

#chimping

Oh you lovely lovely Cringe. I can hardly get enough of your wickedly hilarious takes on the poly rhinos. Please please don’t stop.

Talk about disgusting, unappealing and a total mess. Do they have competitions to see how much fat they can fit into clothes ten times too small? When they spoke about civil rights from the 1830’s onwards. Those who really knew their nature warned they would turn out like this.

Nothing says quality like gas station "THC"

Man, I always smile when I see you posted another one of these comedic masterpieces! Then I watch it and laugh my ass off!

I love these Why?

Can't stop laughing!!

TYPICAL UNEDUCATED UNEMPLOYED GHETTO SHITHEADS ABSOLUTELY No fucking upbringing whatsoever CRIME IS ALL THESE MOTHER FUCKING GHETTO SHITHEADS KNOW HOW TO DO … You can take the shithead out of the ghetto BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE THE GHETTO OUT OF THE SHITHEAD

#culture