Canada Clarifies That By 'Assisted Suicide' They Mean 'Totally Unsolicited Murder'

It’s the new economic plan for Canada - MAID in Canada. Zero people / zero jobs / zero carbon footprint. Perfection!

Even Canadians don’t deserve this

Bahahaha

They have to speed up the Indian takeover by killing off the native-born Canadians. Dont want them to have to wait a whole generation or two for it to happen naturally!

With government "healthcare", sick folks have MAID in Canadistan.

So much evil has taken hold in leadership across the globe

Once again, The Bee gives out the truth when presenting it as satire. So sorry for the normal people still located in Canada.

That's a really dark joke. It's a shame when things like that get twisted.

5% too at least it helps out with socialized medicine costs

This one is satire, but it points at a very serious issue. Canada’s MAID law does require a voluntary request, informed consent, and specific eligibility criteria, so the Babylon Bee headline is intentionally exaggerating the policy. But the deeper question is still real: what happens when a society begins treating death as medical care? Scripture does not measure human worth by health, independence, suffering, or usefulness. Life belongs to God. Our duty is to care for the suffering, not make death the answer to suffering. That is where the Christian has to stand, even when the culture calls it compassion. ✝️ “You must not murder.” Exodus 20:13 NLT

We have that here in the US. It's just really expensive because everyone wants to get maximum billing.

Could be true.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So basically “I guess they’re just really into surprise parties, but with a grim twist.” 😮

Like SaaS, PaaS, etc., Canada has got a new service, DaaS.

The Canadian pm and their propaganda media are saying Canada is getting ready for an invasion from the USA and Canadians need to prepare fir terrorist type urban fighting. How the hell is he still in office