Casuals need not apply.

38 yr old with baby fever

What do women and tornadoes have in common? At first there is a lot of sucking and blowing, then the bitch takes the house.

For every goddess you find, there’s some dude tired of her shit.

Oh absolutely. One man's trash is another's treasure

That's always the hook women use until they get a ring on their finger. Women are always smiling at their weddings because they know they'll never have to give another blow job.

Gun on your waist, oral presentations twice a day, and fit?!?! I can fix all the rest.

It sounds great but there must be something happening or you'd be in permanent wifey mode. There always seem to be that gotcha moment and you're like...

Is that a gun? what the fuck?

In honor of straight pride month, I would like everyone to know that I didnt notice the gun until I read the comments.

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I guarantee this woman is one of the craziest people you’ll ever meet.

Makes me wonder why she's single.

Whenever I hear women talk about dating I always zone out, I know I'm about to hear the worst self praising bullshit ever.

Sounds like bullshit to me from post-divorce desperation

She’d have got away with the cover story if only she’d remembered to take that nose stud out 4 pups, 3 deserters

So no one is going to mention the nice rack?

Oh look, another whore walking around in her underwear looking for attention.

Notice the different vocal tone and speech pacing of a woman that loves men compared to the women that are on here complaining about men. Major tell.

complete and utter lies for the sake of engagement farming traffic/subs to her OF

Sure she does. But this should be the attitude of all women dating in their 40s.

She had me at two blowjobs per day... where do i apply!? 😂

Translation: All the 6'2", wealthy, handsome men I would do this for just want to date me "casually".

She just wants attention. Nobody would be scared off by daily BJ’s. This reeks of desperation. It’s updating profile in video form. She’s also full of shit.

They will say all that to get you to sign the dotted line. Then they’ll “change” after you put a ring on that thing.

This most likely is a wealthy, middle aged divorcee. It will be a fun wild ride for the first 2-3 months, and then it’s full court press for commitment, and if you give in, all of this goes away.

$20 says that scares the shit out of the average male. It could be the '9' in your waistband, too. 😎🇺🇸

Yeah yeah if she was this great then she wouldn’t be single making videos about how great of a partner she makes