Chappy is unreal 🤯

If you don’t score a run for Webby I will start taking at bats for the team

these vocals are unreal

Don’t care. He proved he’s not a big league hitter.

I said - a hip-hop The hibbit, the hibbidibty hop-hoppa

Matty Matty Chap Chap does it again

Then Officer Mac Chapman turned to the Padres dugout:

Just a normal, routine play for Chappy.

MVP

This offense is offensive to my eyeballs. Our pitching can’t pitch shutouts every damn game! Get your shit together guys FFS!