Crime prevention advice in Trudeau's Canada.

So the cops there are essentially worthless

Pro-tip: Leave your keys outside, you will save a broken door, and only claim car insurance rather than home insurance. 🤡🤡🤡

What kind of drugs are they smoking ?

This is third world country stuff. Rich elites are fine because they get private security to protect their cars and families and the rest of us aren’t even allowed to defend ourselves. #TrudeauMustGo

This is completely ridiculous.

We should all just skip the middle man and put our cars up for free on marketplace. This way the criminals can just send us a message and come pick up our cars when it’s convenient. We have to do everything in our power to make sure the theft goes smoothly and nobody gets hurt.

Should I leave by debit & credit cards on the front porch too?

Why don’t all the dealerships leave the keys right in the cars then; they can go steal those ones instead

Or, to really make things efficient, drive your new car from the dealership directly to the chop shop.