Dave Portnoy getting in a Honda CRV

slaps the top of the bloody tires, you can fit so many dead children under here

wtf 😆😆

What's the point of having a truck that big?

It’s always the littlest guys who come out of these trucks.

I've been laughing at people cook dave for his height for months...just checked and this nigga taller than me

Dave Shortboy

@srndedbyazhls Portnoy is a douche… he thinks it’s ok to rape women based on how they dress.

When you want monster truck suspension but you can’t afford monster truck tires

Would bolting a ladder under that door make that tuck look any more stupid? I think not...

Making fun of something people can’t help is so fucking gay

First, Dave would call you a woke libtard for this response. It’s comedy after all. Secondly, calling something gay(something they can’t help) is doing the same thing(hypocrite). Thirdly, fine, okay, recaption this as “Dave Portnoy’s Zionism getting into a Honda CRV”. There, something he can help. Fourthly, I am so fucking drunk right now and it’s still so easy to be smarter than you.

Climbing into his wife.

Grocery getter

This is smack dab in the middle of tiny dick America.

Honestly, what is the point of this big ass truck?

In my mind he’s 5’2”

That’s not David Porntoy. He isn’t that athletic.

More like it's Brian Krassenstien getting in his Barbie corvette!!

Dave Portnoy standing on the shoulders of Ben Shapiro.

Just imagine having to do that multiple times a day at each shitty pizza joint

Finished artwork guys!!!

so funny. its tough being 4'10"

Just one hop!

I don’t understand the appeal of needing a damn ladder to get into your vehicle.

This person will crush a granny walking at a crosswalk, look you dead in the eye and tell you: It wasn't my fault.

Real "got hit by a shrinking ray" vibes

@wapplehouse Dave lost his hair tho?

She gonna fuck up that door check and alignment

🤣🤣🤣🤣

The owners dick gotta be micro

im really not sure what the appeal is on these trucks and im not at all opposed to monster trucks (which are cool)

You can tell this machine spends a lot of time off road by all the scraches and dents.

Kristi Yamaguccimane getting out of a car

Who has the money for that lift but doesnt get tires or running boards to match?

😂😂😂