Dear call centre twatspangles. Listen up. Listen good.

Thank you for saying it, I usually yell this into my phone while stuck on hold. Oh, and it would be quite nice if the people who eventually may answer the phone could speak a relatively understandable form of English. I know it's a lot to ask...

... "twatspangles". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I hope to use this adjective.

When faced with the "have a nice day " or "enjoy your weekend"remark, I choose to use the response of the wonderful Peter Ustinov,who when faced with these lame virtuous remarks, responded,in his finest British accent " No I shant Ive made other plans"

Don’t the British butt chewings always sound so… regal?

Absolutely correct. What has happened to customer service since the pandemic?? Oh that'll be all the staff WFH and doing something other than answering the phones. No wonder the ONS Civil servants & others don't want to go back into the office, they'd have to work!!

Also ‘we are currently receiving unusually high call volumes’ every single time you call, Monday, Friday, early, midday, late always the same.

" your call is important to us " then they cut you off

Love it! So accurate!

I need more Katie on my time line. To eloquently phrase my far less civilized thoughts 😂👍

You forgot the annoying music