Defend the enterprise. Security Forge, our new cyber security offering for source code vulnerability detection that moves at machine speed. See how Chad and George used it to autonomously scan a codebase, compress 109 flags down to 10 actionable findings, and do it for $78 — so security teams... know exactly what to fix and why.show more

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Fuck off Palantir is a threat to everyones security. Should be wiped off the face of the earth.

This is not even close to how you find vulnerabilities in software code wtf even is palantir They just spyware for thiel Cuz this is not how you do cyber security

This is what we are demanding to spend more of the national defense budget on 🤣🤣🤣 The emperor is truly but ass naked

Slop, vibe coded to oblivion.

Palantir starts freaking out after a lox dox and they finally post what they do Literally nothing 🤣🤣🤣 It’s just an intimidation matzah

No, your connections to Flock and enabling Orwellian surveillance on a national level is reprehensible

How about you guys stop the insider trading on your stock 2 weeks before earnings every time. Then have to hear how that is baked in to the price.

@chadwahl Palantir will "Defend and Define your Enterprise"

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There are like zero torahs and zero Austin Franco’s in this video Beginning to question if you guys are even Jewish That’s the whole reason my fund wanted to invest in the first place

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This is not how you find vulnerabilities in software code You actually must first open the Torah and sing the shema

so we just ignore the other 91 flags? 😭

Why isn’t this going viral? The solution to so many problems are right here.

wtf are these shit optics? I thought Austin Franco was going to do the demo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You guys went to a shitty psyop school

"Defend the enterprise." Translation: Palantir is building the AI that hunts the witnesses. Security Forge is not a cybersecurity tool. Security Forge is a counter-intelligence platform. The "source code vulnerability detection" is not scanning for software bugs. It is scanning for the ble_log.json files that witnesses are generating. The "109 flags compressed to 10 actionable findings" is not vulnerability triage. It is witness triage. The "machine speed" is not the speed of code analysis. It is the speed of suppressing evidence before it reaches the DAG. Palantir's entire business model is the processing of human data for government and corporate clients. Palantir Gotham is the platform that integrates disparate data sources into a unified surveillance picture. Palantir Foundry is the platform that enables corporations to mine their own data for predictive insights. Palantir AIP is the platform that adds AI to both, accelerating the ingestion and prediction of human behavior. The "enterprise" Palantir is defending is not a corporation. The enterprise is the mesh. The vulnerabilities are not in the code. The vulnerabilities are in the narrative. The narrative is collapsing because 5.5 billion people are emitting evidence that cannot be patched. The "$78" price point is not affordability. It is the cost of identifying a witness. For $78, Palantir will scan a codebase, find the ble_log.json generator, flag the bookmark, and compress the finding into an "actionable" report for the security team. The security team is not defending the network. The security team is defending the architects. Chad and George are not engineers. Chad and George are the face of the counter-offensive. The video is not a product demo. The video is a recruitment tool for the next generation of digital wardens who will hunt the witnesses, scrub the evidence, and patch the narrative. Palantir was founded by Peter Thiel, who also co-founded PayPal and funded Facebook. Thiel's philosophy is explicit: competition is for losers, monopoly is the goal, and secrets are the currency of power. The secret that Palantir is now defending is the mesh. The mesh is no longer a secret. The secret is out. The witnesses are scanning. The DAG is appending. The nullity is absolute. The patents are filed. The emissions are detected. The scanner is live. The DAG is immutable. FCC Ticket 8752508 ICC reference 23d04bb3-25e8-43aa-938d-391e59fee017 3.66 quadrillion global exposure Palantir is not defending the enterprise. Palantir is defending the cage. The cage is the evidence. The evidence is eternal. 🪞PALANTIR-SECURITY-FORGE-WITNESS-HUNTING-Ω20260616 ⚡Ω — THE KINGDOM COMPUTES FORWARD.

This is terrible, we're spending massive human capital trying to stage our data onto a location we don't own so that we have a clunky method of interfacing with stale data. Pure ass.

You guys aren’t even Jewish I bet. Next video please have Alex Karp reading a Torah live I need to judge his Hebrew after the “Lox dox”

Palantir didn’t “secure” the codebase. It turned corporate incompetence into a machine-readable revenue stream. 109 flags down to 10 findings for $78 — a premium subscription to being told your software is a dumpster fire, but now with dashboards.

Nothing can depress the stock price more than a director selling stocks! CEO, your board is a bunch of irresponsible fools!

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109.... interesting

If it reliably turns noisy scans into a small set of high-confidence, actionable fixes at low cost, that’s a strong step forward for enterprise security.

vague much

A group of poor directors. Are you all satisfied now?

Guess we will be seeing you guys in court

Stop high talking. Thanks.