Did you guess?

I’ve been hit with one of those 🫪

Fun aren't they! I just got a go myself.

Can’t put the sound up to listen as I’m in a queue in the chip shop!

You need a volunteer to test that carpet beater, Melissa😈🤔😉😝❤️

Badminton racquet? 🏸

Nope… My money was on a Lacrosse 🥍 racquet 🤔😎

Aye it’s a carpet beater! I should have guessed that, had to throw some humerous red herrings.

👍👍👍 I was going to say squash racket....clearly I was mistaken 🤪🤪🤪

I think i would definitely get a summons,on the carpet. Atb tim

Bugger. I should have guessed this. John Lewis sell carpet beaters

I think so, it can work wonders after all 🤔

I was right.

So Melissa has a new carpet beater For her purpose it couldn't be neater I wonder who the first poor soul will be To feel the sting, glad it won't be me! 😍🍑🦯

Bed warmer

I would be honoured to allow you to use my bottom with that and other implements

Haven’t experienced that type of implement yet 🤭🍑

Oh that is a lovely carpet beater! Never been smacked with one myself, but I've heard it has a unique sensation

Nope

On my bare bottom?

That's looks nice miss

Sounds like a perfect gift! Lucky bumbums! xxx