Does every man feel like this?

Every man knows not to answer this question

🤣 After 15 years of marriage I can soundly say Nod shut up and say yes. Don't even have to listen if you pop a yea, you're right everytime her intonation increases.

The real catch is when she asks, what do you think about this?... Then you're doomed my Friendo

Every man feels the pain of banal, inane conversation that demands attention but not genuine feedback.

When my mom calls I can literally leave the phone on speaker and she will talk the whole time. All I need to do is say, uh huh, yeah? Ok! I have legit not listened to her since I was 16. So yeah you can imagine how I deal with women as I got older. This is accurate.

Tip: listen , pay attention, she might ask test you, don't ask questions or you might double the length of the session

For 6 years every day I had to listen to the most mundane drivel spill from my woman's mouth and respond as though it were anything but pure garbage. At first I tried to listen and even add my two cents. Then I just tuned out. Finally she left and now I have peace.

Why you with a lady whose day you don't want to hear about? You both have better things to do.

Trust me

I pay attention all the time. If not, I end up in the dog crate

On the advice of my attorney, I will invoke my right to not incriminate myself and refuse to answer that question. One brief anecdote: My wife once texted me “How are things going at work.” We’d had two homeless people fighting in the lobby, so I texted back “🚔🚔🚑”.

This is only half of it... Even when my wife is talking to herself...she expects me to listen. 😳

My wife knows how to communicate with me. If your wife talks to you like she is your girlfriend, it's because she doesn't see you as a man.

Nope, smart men don't get married.

100%. There are guys out there that didn't hear their wife tell them they are pregnant or want a divorce.

I broke up with an ex-girlfriend because she kept on rambling every day about her boring day at her boring job and she got mad, when I told her some things you tell your girl friends, some things you tell your man.

As soon as I heard "I got a text message", my eyes started to glaze over. When I heard "I stop, get some coffee", I checked out. If that is essential context, there is no possible way what it's leading to is a big deal.

It's husband abuse.

Yes mainly because we don’t talk endlessly

Not every time Just every time

how to PRESS ESC TO SKIP "start w a 6 word summary, like its a movie title, if i need more info i'll ask"

I have the word What? At least 30 times in the past week, so yea.

This is why men die earlier…

Break up the flow by saying you need to go to the bathroom before she starts her story. If you're lucky you'll be able to sneak away and go do something else.

If she says "that's crazy" just hit her with the "wait, wait, wait. Just repeat that last bit, it feels like I'm tripping. Because, that's crazy." Might get you a bit of the ending to evaluate. 😬🫣

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the problem is.... you will either be quizzed on this material or miss something and then later ask about that something and hoooooooo boy, problems.

The struggle is real.

If you disagree to any of her convo, you gonna listen to her for another hour.

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All day. Every day😂😂😂

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I think a large proportion of them do! Maybe women need to get to the point a bit quicker? Or have better work stories 🤣

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