does this person exist

@BigBoyRipsTCG Call judge. Slowplaying cashier.

The “tap to pay” lmao

$7? can i play a bird and get a $2 discount on my next purchase

The credit card comes into play tapped. You’ll get payment on the end of my next turn (when I have dined, and dashed)

I might just end up saying "that resolves" by accident one day

the tap got me LOL wp

Is that a jet set radio shirt? Holy

@imfromthesoul hahaha genius!

I have tried to order a mono black coffee before

LMFAOO this one is so good nack

the shuffling of the credit cards LMAOOO

@imfromthesoul Hahaha

That resolves is 😂

Tap to pay 🤣

gonna start sleeving my credit cards so I can shuffle them now

If your card declines and you use a different one, does that start a new chain?

I actually have a guy in my test group who lives this way; ironically he’s the guy who plays saint Augustine as a commander

😂😂😂

😂🤣 tap to pay is genius

Nice one! Was expecting a "what is the best EV product?" kinda question as well 😁

🤣😭☠️

When the finger-tap comes out you know they have no idea what to do

Never stop making these skits. TOO GOOD! 😂

ur so handsome im ur biggest fan

Since when does Tom Scott do skits?

Sir this is Lorcana, what do you mean by response

@imfromthesoul lol nack it does!!! 🌹

*gasp how did you know

okay tapping the card is hilarious