Don't do any of this.

In 2024, there were 11 reported fireworks-related deaths, most involving misuse and device misfire/malfunctions. An estimated 14,700 ppl were injured by fireworks last year – a sharp increase of about 38% in deaths and about 52% in injuries compared to 2023.

Adults 25 - 44 accounted for the largest share of reported injuries (32%), followed by people ages 15 - 24 (24%). The most frequently injured body parts were hands and fingers (36%) and head, face, and ears (22%). Burns were the most common injury, making up 37% of all ER visits.

Just ruined my holiday