don’t make it weird

Imagine falling for essentially a holographic projection of a fucking character some random Latina IMDB actress does in her room bro, my memetic defenses are microwaved, every time she pop up I just ball my fist up. Like what kind of bullshit is this nigga what the fuck 💔✌🏾😭

Jesus they are getting better and I don’t even know what makes them good to start with

But I told them!?

Cristina Méndez save me Cristina Méndez Save me Cristina Méndez

You are every red flag wrapped into a perfect lil burrito… 😳

Can't wait to see you nowhere+ ❤️

You’re like the woman version of Bobby Digital

so my tamagotchi’s starving again because i forgot it’s not a real pet, but somehow your digital one is thriving?

gorgeous attire, imaginary wife.

SHE DID THE YEAHH. SHE DID THE YEAHH!

How do always have new outfits?! That closet is packed 😆

the "don't make it weird" is doing so much heavy lifting here

stream on twitch

Make a guy feel all somehow and shit…

Thanks for watching me fail to tell the pigeons

I would John Wick the pope in browd daylight just to see her naked ONCE.

Omfg let's go round two 😭😭

Being always watched.... weird

❤ Yay, my besties dont love me anymore. Be my new one.

Begone Jezebel

extensio ad absurdum

Mxkcic

What kind of snacks?

Rrrrrr

Te gusta mi mucho look 🤭

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