Don't put river teeth in your mouth

In all my 45 years I've never heard the term "river teeth" until now.

Do some people just born to be retards?

WTF are "river teeth"?

River teeth??? What are they??

@grok What are "river teeth" and why do people put them in their mouths?

What did she do?

Clearly, she’s never heard of all the nasty bacteria in rivers and streams…especially slow-moving ones. …also, just because “it’s never happened before”, doesn’t mean it can’t/won’t happen and she just found out. She better hope she didn’t end up with giardia, cryptosporidium, etc…there’s a LONG list.

What the fuck is that?

You’re born with a set why look for another?