DOOCY TIME: “Does President Biden commit to serving a full second term if reelected?” KJP: “Yes.” Doocy: “Thank you. We know the president says that his health is fine, but it's just his brain and that he’s as sharpest before 8 —” KJP: “He's joking, by the way. I... just want to make sure that that's out there and people —” Doocy: “What’s the joke?” KJP: “— people, people — he was making a lighthearted joke as he was speaking off —” Doocy: “That’s he’s off his brain?” KJP: “— he was speaking — he was speaking off the cuff and was making a joke. You know the President. He likes to joke a lot.” Doocy: “Okay.” KJP: “He's the same guy who says, I know I look 40, right? So he likes to make jokes.” Doocy: “That’s the joke?” KJP: “It is a joke. He —” Doocy: “Okay.” KJP: “— I think people laugh when he says it.”show more

Doocy “Well, he also —” KJP: “It’s [inaudible] as a joke.” Doocy: “— said he’s — he’s sharpest before 8 p.m. So, say that the Pentagon at some point picked up an incoming nuke. It's 11 p.m. Who do you call? The First Lady?” KJP: “He has a team that lets him know of any — of any news that is pertinent and important to the American people. He has someone — or that is decided, obviously, with his National Security Council in who gets to tell them that news.” Doocy: “So, Kevin McCarthy just that, when he was the speaker, many times when we had meetings in the Oval Office, Jill was there as well. When the First Lady's in these meetings, is she making decisions or is she —” KJP: “No.” Doocy: “— just advising the President?” KJP: “No, the President is the President of the United States. He makes decisions.” Doocy: “Okay.”

Doocy: “Another family member, President Biden has told me before he and his son don't have any business dealings together. So, what is Hunter Biden doing in White House meetings?” KJP: “Are you talking about the meeting where they came together from Camp David and the two of them walked to President's meeting and he was there?” Doocy: “There's a report that aides were struck by his presence during their discussions.” KJP: “Look, I can't — I’m — I'm certainly not going to get into a private conversations [sic] that — that occurred. What I can say is and I talked to this — I spoke to this before — is that when they came back from Camp David — the President spent a couple of days at Camp David with family. He is very close to his family, as you know, it was the week of Fourth of July, which is why his family members were here last week. They walked together and they walked together into the meeting.” Doocy: “Can you say if Hunter Biden has access to classified information?” KJP: “No.”

Doocy: “And are you guys just not — since February, testing President Biden for Parkinson's or for dementia because, if he gets a bad result, it's all over that day?” KJP: “Again, as I've said many times before, The President had a fulsome, comprehensive — uh — what we said — what we shared with you was comprehensive but he's had a full — uh — physical. We've — we've shown the results of those this past three years.We showed it just four months ago, and it is in line with what we have done, similar to President Obama, similar to George W. Bush. We are committed to continue to be transparent. We are committed to continue to show the results of those — of those physicals and look, it's the President's medical team that makes a decision. We are not — with all due respect, you're not a doctor. I'm not a doctor. It is the President's medical unit that makes a decision on what the President needs.” Doocy: “Not doctor —” KJP: “Yeah.” Doocy: “— just play one on TV. But I know that —” KJP: “That’s scary.” Doocy: “— that is scary, but I know that especially as adults get into their 80s, health conditions can pop up more than just once a year when he's getting his physical. I think if my wife saw me on TV misspeaking or saying the wrong thing or —” KJP: “Yeah.” Doocy: “— seeing a change in my appearance, she would probably say, let's go to a doctor just to make sure that you are okay. You have a family. You have an important job. Why doesn't anybody in the President's family urge him just to go to get checked out to say the coast is clear?” KJP: “Okay. So, just to step back just a little bit, because I think you weren’t in the briefing room last week. I don't want to go backwards, but just to share a little bit about that night. The president said it was a bad night. He talked about it. He had a cold, right? He talked about his schedule — right — of being abroad. And so, we’ve spoke [sic] what that night was like for him. And we understand what the American people saw, what you all saw, we've spoken to that. And I also would say and I think you know this, Peter, if — you’ve — you've covered a couple administration at this point — administrations at this point, that the President, every president has a White House medical that is with him 24/7 — that is available to him 24/7 — that is unlike any other American, right? That is not the norm. That is uncommon. Just down on the other side of the colonnade is where the medical unit and I did share — and — that the President checks in while he's exercising with his doctor on — a couple of times a week. And so, he has that — he has something that most majority of Americans — all Americans — I would probably argue — don't have, which is a full medical unit that is with him at all times and he gets a full, full, full physical, annual physical we share with all of you and that is very different — a very different than an everyday American who, sometimes, they're lucky if they can go get a physical. They have to get into a car. They have to take public transportation. The President has, again, a medical unit that's with here at the White House and travels with him.”

Doocy: “So, I guess the question is just — this is not — you're saying this is not a situation where he would rather just not know if there —” KJP: “What I will tell you —” Doocy: “— if there is an issue with the President —” KJP: “— is —” Doocy: “— because if —” KJP: “— no —” Doocy: “— he does get a bad result, it is all over here.” KJP: “— first of all —” Doocy: “He has to leave office right away.” KJP: “— first of all —” Doocy: “— can’t run for reelection.” KJP: “— first of all, it's a hypothetical — right — that you're giving me a hypothetical — but I will also say, just to clear this up, his — the White House medical unit, his — his doctor, they don't believe that he needs anything more than we have been able to provide — a full, full, detailed — uh — very comprehensive physical that he had four months ago. It is their decision to make. It's not yours, it's not mine. It's the way — it’s the White Hou — White House Medical Unit.”

The Biden / KJP comedy tour is going to pack arenas starting in late January 2025. Just incredible humor, timing, etc. Comedic geniuses, both of them, really.

he is toast......and BIG GIRL PRESS CONFERENCES....