During takeoff, always turn off your Twitter machines

Utterly irresponsible, but welcome to social media. We all were Doctors during COVID and now we are flight experts.

I took her seriously until she held her 📱😂

😂😂🤣 lol the last part about eating those in economy class

My pager once made the toilet flush while a passenger was on it and pulled him right out of the plane and into the turbine, he will be missed.

It became an issue when the airlines wanted to sell you Wi-Fi.

Swimsuit Models to teach flight safety

Hilarious... is this from a movie or something?

The last part got me😂

"I have not the smallest molecule of faith in aerial navigation other than ballooning." Lord Kelvin

@Ladhka Looool surprised the attendant didn't lose the will to live.