E be like film trick

$69 billion will build: *46 Burj Khalifa *Or 3 Dangote size Refineries *Or 5 Palm island Dubai

SIXTY-NINE BILLION DOLLARS!!!! As in $69B!!! Nah! Nigeria is the most corrupt country in the world. This is unprecedented. What?!!!

I just did a simple math of converting 69bn dollars to naira and I got 94+ trillion naira. Then I asked grok the message on the screenshot. 😪😪😪. This can't be true mehn 😪

Omo 👀👀👀. This figure is correct ooo, I was thinking he wanted to call million instead of billion dollars oooo

Since I came into power we've reduced corruption by 90%...

This is why the elites don't want obi to be president, things like this will never happen under his watch.

We were so busy talking about Abacha loot that we didn’t realise the modern political class has turned looting into a professional sport. 80 S-Class Benzes from ONE person? Abacha was a learner compared to these ones. The greed is generational. 🤦🏾‍♂️🇳🇬

Do you know what $69b is??? Even the US economy will feel it. The western countries don’t like us; as long as it favours them, they don’t care what happens to Nigeria. Chai

Obono Obla said they recovered 80 armoured S Class Mercedes Benz cars from “one person”. One armoured S Class is worth 400m+ 👀

I am so confused and terrified listening to this walahi… How the hell did $69 billion leave Nigeria to go sit in an account in the US, How?

The worst part na say the same system go still protect the next person wey go do am. Institutions weak pass person wey dey thief. Chai 🇳🇬

69 billion Benjamin Franklin dollars 😟😟😟

By the way the $69 billion loot was allegedly linked to the late General Owoye Azazi, who served as NSA under Goodluck Jonathan. The money reportedly came from shady oil deals involving some officials of the NNPC and CBN during GEJ’s administration. General Azazi died in a helicopter crash in 2012 alongside Kaduna State Governor Patrick Yakowa. Okoi Obono-Obla was appointed as the Chairman of the Special Presidential Investigation Panel for the Recovery of Public Property (SPIP). Okoi Obono-Obla was in the process of recovering the looted funds when he was removed from the panel by the then AGF Malami under Buhari administration. Over 400 criminal and graft cases retrieved from the SPIP by the office of the AGF and Minister of Justice were also allegedly abandoned.

Nigeria is too blessed to be struggling and poor. Nigeria is way too blessed

Everywhere fess blur as I Dey hear the amount of billions in $ 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🤦🏾🤦🏾

Just wait till Pablo leaves office, you will be shocked

"A former Governor & a sitting senator as at that time... but he *had* been President of the Nigerian Senate": only one man fits that description: David Mark. He was the only Fmr governor who remained a senator after he ceased to be SP (Saraki mandate ended with his presidency).

80 S-Class MB, $69bn in Texas account...former British PM once described Nigeria as "fantastically corrupt"

This clip going round is from an old interview Okoi Obono-Obla did on the MIC On Podcast with Seun Okinbaloye. He was the guy Buhari appointed to head the Special Presidential Investigation Panel for Recovery of Public Property back then. In the 5-minute part that's blowing up, he talks about some crazy stuff his team actually recovered during that time. One example he gave was seizing over 80 brand new armored S-Class Mercedes Benz cars from one person's spot in Jabi, Abuja, plus houses, farms, and other things. They even got a court order to take custody while investigating if customs duties or taxes were ever paid (spoiler: they weren't). The frustrating part he keeps stressing is that a lot of what they recovered ended up getting handed back to the same people they took it from. He says the system basically frustrated real action. He also mentioned bigger leads that went nowhere. Things like a tip about $69 billion sitting in a Texas bank account, supposedly from proceeds of stolen crude oil sales. Part of it (around $9 billion) was even linked to the late General Patrick Azazi (former NSA). Another one was a sitting senator with over £200 million in offshore properties tied to Panama Papers stuff. His main point is that if even a fraction of these kinds of funds got properly recovered and used, Nigeria could fix schools, build roads, hospitals, everything. But nothing serious happened with most of these cases. The clip feels so wild that people are reacting like "this one na film trick" because the scale of it is hard to wrap your head around. It's old (from around mid-2024), but it's resurfacing now and hitting hard again in 2026. Classic Naija corruption frustration. 🇳🇬

I was asking myself at first “ who is this man “

Terrifying numbers but no surprises at all. It could be $69m not billions. However, it is another proof to the fact that Buhari was a useless president. Beyond being clueless, hardened, insensitive, illiterate and useless, he wasn't aware of anything going on in his govt. Useless

$69Bn owned by one person is more than the current foreign reserve of Nigeria which is $41Bn

I don’t believe this 69 Billion Dollars haha 😂 There must be a mistake in the figure

That 69 billion story sounds like a scam attempt, everything else I believe it’s true.

One Nigerian, who most of us have never heard of before, has all Forbes’ list Nigerian Billionaires’ net-worth combined in liquid cash in an American Bank?

Some people really believe one person can steal $69B and stash it in a US bank account. SMH

Omo. God no try for me atall. See country wey e choose for me…

If Nigeria’s leaders truly want the country to work, they should sit at a round table and discuss restructuring. But it seems they prefer the turn by turn approach. If Tinubu fails to restructure it, it will be very difficult to find any future president who will.

Search Patrick Aziza

Former governor and a former senate president? Hmmmm.... I'm suspecting one man that his surname starts with S and ends with I

This country is indeed an “animal farm”

He definitely mixed up the figure. No one has access to $69b cash sitting in a bank account, not even Elon Musk.

If you're still waiting for Nigeria to get better, I laugh at you o... It's far beyond repairs

Malami was the incharge, that is why he quickly married Buhari daughter

Tinubu has not stolen what Buhari and his Muslim friends stole in 8 years. Before they APC came into power, NNPC was remitting $3 billion monthly to FAAC. All that money is diverted NNPC remittances. That's why during the Buhari government you'll find northerners setting up multi billion businesses, they bought Etisalat, A. A. Rano became a household name, mega rice mills were being commissioned, etc. All that tempo has stopped now, wait until they get back power. Our best resolve is separation in Nigeria.