Elon is on border patrol today.

As a cowboy we call this All hat and no cattle…

Elon’s hustle is trying to get you to think he’s objective while also platforming every MAGA election-and-vaccine denier and that open/out-sourcing the accuracy/moderation of his $44 billion baby absolves him of responsibility for bias, but Twitter is Elon. This is a closed loop.

Just a dude who calls himself a centrist helping the GOP push their bullshit campaign talking points.

Whenever anyone does a border photo op, they usually wear a silly costume. Because it’s all theater.

The time to close the border was when he was about to cross it.

Somehow, I don't think we'll get the "real" story, from him.

I love how Trump never built the wall, Mexico never paid for it, and no one talks about it anymore. It’s like he’s a magician.

It’s like the cowboy from Toy Story has an eating disorder.

Playing cowboy today huh?