Emergency Press Conference from the Shower

If World War III broke out, there would still be no reason to do a press conference from your shower.

You sure

He’s literally a professional at dealing with small packages. You’ll be alright

u need to put this guy on the air asap if he calls in.

Fat pig loser

Bro go apply for Barstool if this is the shit you wanna do. Nobody thinks this is funny, you don’t have to forcefully be ZANY and make shit up. Just do your job.

I am doing my job, nothing made up, perhaps don't live life so angry.

Keep your comedic stunts to the show. I mean this is horrendous. It’s not funny. You’re so “embarrassed” that you’re posting about and making a video about it so thousands more kno…. Nobody cares that you showered. Nobody cares that you ran out of soap. Don’t do this ever again.

UPS driver deserves workers comp for that

You’re an obnoxious, insufferable, desperate for attention, worthless, no talent, man child, piece of shit!! You have no shame and you’re an absolute embarrassment to the human race!! Go fuck yourself, classless, Long Island trash!!

Shaun, never fucking do this again. Thanks

We need him to call in tomorrow so we can ask him if he was able to get any sleep

Maybe the UPS driver is a Bo Jackson fan?

Great call back

@EvanRobertsWFAN You should hit bdubs for bogo boneless to mourn the loss of a listener

@EvanRobertsWFAN Great sauces

@EvanRobertsWFAN Would’ve pegged you as a dry rub demon

@EvanRobertsWFAN Dry rub on BONELESS? No no, listen kiddo you seem like a reasonably smart slob like me. I respect your grind. But son, dry rub only goes on bone in wings. We’ve accepted boneless wings in culture enough. They don’t get to now be rubbed in dry rub. They can stay wet and spicy.

@EvanRobertsWFAN I prefer fatty , a SLOB celebrates a qbs season ending by giving the DTBL to some wingies. Back to food, I would never eat dry rub boneless that heinous activity not as heinous tho as doing the clickin chicken to a noble ups worker

The UPS driver

Just act like it didn’t happen and call the UPS guy a liar if he ever brings it up. Works for politicians lol

Fake, content 🌽

@EvanRobertsWFAN Why not grab a towel?

I’ve been there. Just use the Summers Eve feminine wash your wife has in there. It works in a pinch and has a nice lather

You should have at least taken a @BlueChew before hand

It’s only fair. He now has to show you his balls so you guys are even.

@EvanRobertsWFAN How hard could you be screaming for attention by posting a shower vid…….

One comment. One question. Unless your John Holmes, which I’m sure you’re not, the UPS driver didn’t see shit. Why do you have your phone with you in the shower?

Can't be worse than what @Babchik once saw #JacksLinks

You do own a mirror?

@EvanRobertsWFAN Jesus Christ. There are children on here…. Moving forward, can we get some type of alert system before having to view this type of graphic post ???

No one wants to see you in the shower 🚿

You’re only scared of people seeing your junk if you’re packing like a newborn

@EvanRobertsWFAN 😂😂😂😂😂

@EvanRobertsWFAN LLEETTSS GGOOO RRANNGGEERRSSSS

@EvanRobertsWFAN Yeah, no recovery for that

@EvanRobertsWFAN Just a small tip before the holidays.

No one asked for this except the people in Rikers.

@EvanRobertsWFAN Logic says move the backup soaps in the bathroom. Non-logic says I bet the UPS driver has seen a lot more than just your twig and berries at other residences.