Emergency Press Conference - I Keep Getting Face Fucked By Bitcoin
2,711,568 次观看 • 2 年前 •via X (Twitter)
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You do not sell your #Bitcoin.
For fucks sake
Dave. Stop what you’re doing. Buy #Bitcoin now. I’ll teach you how to put it on a hardware wallet. Then you sit your ass on that wallet for 10 years. That’s how you stop getting face fucked. You’ll tell your grandkids that Samson saved you from getting face fucked.
Dave please let us know when you end up buying again so I can make sure to sell
Rule number 1: don’t accidentally sell your #bitcoin
It’s on sale at $42k Dave!
This equal parts distressing and hilarious
I’ll make this easy for you in 3 steps: 1. Yes, buy Bitcoin at $44k like you stated 2. Have a friend show you how to send it to a cold wallet in a proper multi-sig setup 3. Forget that you bought any bitcoin then check your wallet in 5 years from now
Are you sure it’s #Bitcoin’s fault, Dave? What were you wearing?
Holy shit dude. Just give me a call.
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