English manners. Best on earth.

"Well, just the one of us now."

Our police are so bad he probably still escaped

Callum the lotus eaters need you, no offence to the other hosts but they're just not entertaining or funny, except Beau, beau is great. Sargon is just bitter and boring and the others have run out of things to say.

I mean it shouldn’t be funny at all but I’m chuckling nonetheless

"... ere just the one of us now"

. The English stoicism of this is even better...

Like a Monty Python skit but without the punchline.

When even the monsters are polite. Quintessentially English 🤌

To be fair, this is the only way for British police to actually solve a crime.

@TheReturnOfLCF “Is it just the two of you in the house?” “Er…just the one of us now.” 😂