Ethan Prosper actually admitted that he couldn't fully afford his $250k McLaren. 🤯

His hairline is thinner than my portfolio

The fact that this is my counterparty and I still can’t win is deeply concerning

balding this badly at the age of 22, while also being so small you can barely see over the steering wheel is just insane probably the worst overall genetics I’ve ever seen in my entire life

what the

When you’re 40 and tired of working thats when you’ll wish you had money to spend

oh no bro homie might be giga cooked

Aren't we sure this isn't a paralympics ad ?

he looks like a bacteria

Niggas hair looks like he got electrocuted

He looks so weak man

He is a jew what did we even expected?

nigga built like a electro wizard

"are you gonna pick up girls with this?"

tf you doing buying a car you can’t afford.

Bro is so chopped he might as well wait until 40 - better chance of picking up 4's than right now

I can't tell if he's purposely baiting hate comments or what but you can't really fake the look

No one ever heard of Ethan until this tweet

Aura

His hair looks like it hasn't finished rendering

I can't get over buying a McLaren instead of vaneers with these

bro couldnt fully afford hair

'Pick up girls' dudes ugly af.

ethan not prospering

Nigga gonna be bald in 10 years. He's already thinning

@pr6spr bro ppl are fucking evil in this comments , good job brotha keep up the hard work!

This must be “aura” his talking about

Damn I’m 40 and old with my Mac 😂

dude thinks 40 is old :D

That is a hard fucking 22

Giga tard 😂

Bro a Larp