Every advert in 1999:

All that's missing is the unnecessary shoving over of window frames as you shamble across the set like a possessed, drunken bard.

I definitely want to consolidate my windows and doors into a massive hole in the side of me ouse...

"Would you like to have an accident that wasn't your fault?" Brilliant 😂 I may be showing off my ignorance but what did the police line mean?

Brilliant! Wish you had a tv show.

Hehehehehe.

Is that number a delightful reference to the infernal Hastings Direct jingle that to this very day plays on repeat in the back corners of my mind?

I just had a vague sense that they tended to use patriotic imagery, like union flags and stuff. It may have been subliminal.

YOU KNOW THE ONE, YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE I SAID YOU B—

But wait, there's more!

Hey @CrowleyCarnival you should think about putting 'twat, and the dirt is gone!' into your repertoire 😜