Every man has to face this paradox daily:

I think it's pretty simple. If I'm listening to something, I pee toward the side of the bowl because it makes less noise, so I can hear what I'm listening to. But in a public restroom, I pee directly into the center for the most noise to assert dominance.

Everyone talks about massive action My angle: focus on the smart consistent action A person traveling a 1000 mile journey that walks 1 mile a day still gets there Problem is, people just stop walking

Life is full of paradoxes. Each day is like that choice between taking a risk or playing it safe. What do you usually choose

No way did I just hear a daily thought I’ve never been conscious of realized into a meme format

They key is to stand off center to the right, then "play the curve" by hitting the rear right curved part eassentially straight on. No splash, and creates a fun whirlpool effect. You're welcome internet.

Bro must be sitting down I guess

Yep….

Sink pissing master race-checking in.

GIVE US OUR URINALS BACK 😂🤣

You could be like lib men and sit down to pee. Or you could just be a man and pee in the bowl.

Sitting down solves this problem.. however my dick touches the water and that’s nasty. So I stand up and try my best.