Every menu should be one page!! Alyssa Limperis

@alyssalimp Every menu should have pictures of the dishes next to their names 🤷🏽‍♂️

@alyssalimp One of the best takes

@alyssalimp Guess she must freak out in Chinese restaurants!

@alyssalimp i love her. she spoke for the people

@alyssalimp You had a good run, Kareem. We'll remember you fondly when we're watching her take over your show.

@alyssalimp She’s discriminating against us fools with aphantasia who can’t see shit in our mind.

@alyssalimp I agree...a signature meal /drink should be part of the one page menu...

@alyssalimp Broooo I wouldn’t have agreed with this but the @Cheesecake menu is ridiculous 😂😂

@alyssalimp Never seen anyone plant UX + CTA chat so naturally in a conversation 😂

@alyssalimp She’s COOKING

@alyssalimp She’s intense and I’m pretty sure I love her. 😂

@alyssalimp Who’s going to restaurants in this economy??

@alyssalimp Her voice 🤢

@alyssalimp “Drinks, we got em” good comedy right there

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@alyssalimp Best breakfast joint I ever went to served only 4 options. Owner said don’t try to go off menu or I’m going to charge you out the ass. Food was unreal and the menu was the size of a post it note lol she cooked with this take

@alyssalimp This girl was awesome lol great take

@alyssalimp As a footnote to this spot-on take, please tell me that if it's a QR menu requiring you to open your phone, it's 50/50 whether you commit a felony or not. Swear to god, it's going to be my origin story if I ever break bad.

@alyssalimp This was one my favorite.

@alyssalimp Alyssa smoked this take. 🤣🤣

@alyssalimp omg y is this one of my fav ones so far i kinda love her

@alyssalimp Love her

@alyssalimp This is so fucking stupid

@alyssalimp No way cuz I wanna see all the options available

@alyssalimp She works in marketing for sure

@alyssalimp She is fukkin hilarious !!!

@alyssalimp That’s the kids menu buddy. McDonald’s Happy Meals are down the road

@alyssalimp She’s right as long as front and back is acceptable

@alyssalimp Y'all gonna be hungry if you come to Australia. No pictures. Pictures usually denotes lower quality food.

@alyssalimp Simplicity

@alyssalimp This shit sucks now that you just interview celebrities instead of normal people

@alyssalimp She either used to be and or is a server currently, and she just hates memerizing menus

@alyssalimp The problem is (just like America) TOO MANY choices. You can be anything, eat anything. Well, now I can’t make a decision bc infinite is the option.

@alyssalimp Oh, and Australians invented cask or bag wine. It's colloquially called goon if at a party.

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