every tech ceo this month:

@mytechceoo I know this is satire... However, this is happening in real world... Remind your CEOs and CFOs of the increasing costs of using AI, the token cost will soon be no longer justifiable...

@mytechceoo *shows design doc to CEO* - Wait a minute.. design doc isn't a design doctor, you know, someone who heals the code?

@mytechceoo This is actually a very civilized version of the discussions happening right now.

@mytechceoo CEO need to be engineers now more than ever! 😂

@mytechceoo Everyone’s busy firing devs and hiring ‘AI agents’ like bugs will fix themselves 😂 The teams that win won’t be AI-only or human-only. it’s: - humans deciding why and what - AI helping with the how and speed. you don’t save money, you just outsource your outages to the future.

@mytechceoo Speaking as a SRE/DevOps person with 20 years of experience in top tier firms: More humans is always the answer. /sarcasm

@mytechceoo Silicon Valley pulled this off long ago. It’s funny how accurate the show was/is

@mytechceoo had the same meeting with a COO of a company I do some freelance work. She wanted me to suggest what can be done for their product. I said there were 5 unmerged PRs with new functionality and bugfixes. Her response was: I don't know what that means.

@mytechceoo Isn't it nice being on the other side of the glass wall looking in at the chaos you used to be part of? Congrats CxO. You automated everything. Now you have nobody to blame (certainly not yourself). You should have AI do your job too and joining us in organic farming.

@mytechceoo every tech ceo this month: and now here’s my 47-slide roadmap to “doing more with less” while hiring freezes quietly roll out

@mytechceoo Every serious business (tm) should have standards on how to release products and whose signature is on the release form. Which CxO wants to risk an AI outage or disaster? If a company does not have this in place, it's a SaaS shitshow.

@mytechceoo

@mytechceoo You know you're in trouble when satire mirrors real life.

@mytechceoo CEO😅

@mytechceoo Create a leetcode agent

@mytechceoo Have mercy on us all 🤣😅

@mytechceoo Product over Process

@mytechceoo AI agents are new outsourced consultants..

@mytechceoo Do you mean ex-CEO?

@mytechceoo m o r o n s

@mytechceoo this crap is too real

@mytechceoo I dont like that word ..."humans"

@mytechceoo Since the dawn of time

@mytechceoo the biggest truth right now.

@mytechceoo cc:@swardley :)

@mytechceoo Actually you can have one as a QA another one as a DevOps/DevSecOps. I think a human wiped that code base and you just want to blame the CEO’s AI Agent 👿 🥴

@mytechceoo And the sad part is that somewhere this is really happening.

@mytechceoo “Ugh, that’s a permanent marker! We just had that cleaned!!”

@mytechceoo 😭🤣