Every time I open a packet of biscuits at work.

I'd like to say that the people I work with aren't as hairy and can walk upright but they are and they can't.

I'm pretty sure that no one I work with follows me or even knows about this account. If they do, I'll probably be posting from hospital for a few weeks.

Don’t just stare at it, eat it.

That's why I never bring anything eatable to work 😂

“Donuts in the conference room!”

@MySnowballKitty 😄😁😆😅😂🤣

I was thinking that if you brought buttermilk biscuits to work, I get them; then remembered you are a Brit, and I still get them

The ‘no context brits’ team raiding everyone’s tweets

Brings back memories of primary school lunchtimes in the 60's 🙄

@Gnome_DeGuerre Looks like the average Eat as much as you can buffet

Same when they put the tray of free sandwiches on the bar at the pub. Of course it’s ok to take six.