everything kinda feels like this lately

0 fucks given

omg this is my fav comment 😂😂

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Him realizing he should have gone with the entree portion.

The poor man fears for his life with every stroke of the blade.

Man was like

This except inside the pie is just dusty grey sludge

Just uncomfortable and unnecessary

Like a bunch of fuckin' ridiculous nonsense, yeah I can see that. I feel you.

who wakes up and says “yeah this is actually what I was looking forward to experiencing today”

How does this man not have third-degree burns on his dick and legs?

Nothing says presentation like a cutlass to the face

0 fucks given This was actually a close call 😅😅

Yo chill bro

What the fuck

Me when the wait staff starts singing "happy birthday" to me after I asked my family 10x not to tell them it's my birthday

why is that knife so comically large, im too high for this shit

Was the knife necessary😂 😂 ??

Why is the guy sitted like he isn’t interested in the food ?

The focus was 💯

Is he afraid or what?

The server peeled the SCALDING hot crust cheesy top and flipped it towards the man. Why not flip it the other way 😫🙄

Is the dough with the sauce droppin on him? That turtle neck got it bruh. 😂😂

It’s this mf

Reminder that when they slap a big dish in front of you with a layer of dough on top, the dough adds nothing, the dish is already cooked before they put the dough on and they put it under the broiler for a minute. If the dish had been covered with the dough for long enough to cook anything inside, the dough would be burnt to hell. You're literally paying them to waste flour to slap a single use lid over your dish right before serving.

Mediocre and performative

Bro looks like he’s there under duress 👀

Lady Gaga in disguise

omg it’s the guy from ratatouille

Not even the food nor the man with a giant knife could excite this guy😂😂😂. I’m sure even if a baby dragon was in there he’d still be like “yeah, whatever”