Found an attached tick? CDC’s Tick Bite Bot can help you with tick removal. Bookmark this URL so it’s handy when you need it! #LymeDiseaseAwarenessMonth

We love hearing from our favorite fraud agency!

Never flush tape or a plastic bag down your toilet!

What’s the difference between ticks and the CDC? Nothing! They Both Never treat patients, don’t have any Clinics, aren’t Liable for the Health Info Lies they tell you, and Both are Blood Sucking Parasites.

Tick bite prevention: use anti-tick spray before visiting grassy or wooded areas, wear close-toed shoes and long trousers tucked into socks, after hikes remove and shake off clothing outdoors if possible, and then thoroughly inspect for ticks - using a mirror can help.

I love you guys. But pulling these pendejos out is NEVER THAT EASY.

Last week I felt one biting the bottom of my butt cheek. I pulled it out with my thumb and forefinger as usual, then killed it with fire-the only proper death for a tick. Tweezers are a luxury for the squeamish!

@danaparish are you familiar with this tool?

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