Found an incredible guy holy shit lmao

I mean it makes sense that the Republican party would attract the gay Southern vampire demographic

That’s a Deep South character known as the dandy. Always seems to be single.

Found a friend for him

That’s David Sedaris

I was gonna say it literally seems like a character from an Amy Sedaris TV show

@mrpxssy Close enough welcome back Truman capote

Need his analysis of the Nixon resignation dining set … he probably loves 70s aesthetics

@mrpxssy there is no way meemaw let him watch looney tunes it’s be a mockery of god somehow

“he doesn’t know”

incredible find. good work