Found Satan’s drum machine

Goes insanely hard

some brazilian kid is going to find this and make the sickest baile funk beat you've ever heard

808s and Borscht plates

When Rasputin drops the beat

Who says the drum machine ain’t got no soul? Sounds like this one has captured hundreds of them.

What they were listening to here:

the soviets really said:

Banging the hell out of that iron curtain

Ohhhhh so that's where hard bass comes from, this makes so much sense now. Someone bartered for this with a crate of bananas in 1992 & here we are

I feel like your next musical frontier needs to be Soviet electronica. So much rad material on weird state-sanctioned exercise and fitness records and stuff.