Freaking hilarious but so true I’m crying laughing😂

The ankle buster aka “skip it”. The smack to an ankle was audible and everyone in the vicinity including the one using it was getting rocked by this!

Oh wow 😳

First you shred your shins, then this…

Yikes

@broncospin Fixed everything from a bug bite to a severed finger!

@broncospin And it burned

We survived the Cold War, lead paint, pogo sticks concussion Click-Clacks and lawn darts. Your kid cries because the iPad needs an update.” The 70”s and 80’s rocked

@Derek32223523 💯

That was hilarious!! These things were a blast too. Mild concussion symptoms afterwards if you let go of that at the wrong time.

😂🤣😂

Monkey bars and slides 🛝 made of metal. Sitting out in the hot sun all day burn the skin right off your body.

Good times 😂

Ive still got the led from a giant Disneyland pencil in my leg that my brother stabbed me with 58 years ago. Good times. 👍

Ouch 😂

We would be painted head to toe with red!😂

Hahahha

All this & then there was the wicked playground equipment. 😂

Ouch

Don’t forget mercurochrome - the stuff burned like hell!

I also offer

🤣😂

I got shot with a BB gun on an elementary campus. I never told anybody at school or my parents. Life just went on.

Wow 😳

Broken arm, in 2nd grade, on the monkey bars. BMX crashes and spiked pedals to the shins, 3 inch splinter in the leg sliding down old wood plank, and more. I wouldn't change my breaks or scraps of my childhood for anything! 🤪👍

Good memories

Big wheels! Hauling butt up the driveway and throw it into a slide.

😂🤣

Girl version of nunchucks 😆

Yep

Loved my easy bake oven. I made my daddy a cake or cookies every day when he got home from work

I never had one

My mom threw my click-clackers away after I beat my cousin in the head with them. In all fairness, he had point blank shot me in the foot with a BB gun a few days before that. No regrets.

Big wheel incident of 1977

😂🙌

Sit n Spin in the middle of the kitchen 😬

Acrylic clackers? Pffft! Mine were glass. Kids in the neighborhood broke some. I collected the pieces as aquarium decor.

😂🤣😂

An Etch-a-Sketch. I have a scar on the corner of my eye when my cousin shook it to clear the screen as I was watching over his shoulder.

The thing never worked for me 🤣😂

This dude is always spot on. Those click clacks were ninja weapons used whenever possible.

Yep

Those metal roller skates

Don't forget the Lite Bright. Those little colored pegs were choking hazards and sharp when you stepped on them!

Yes

@NoleGirl1388 My lite bright must have had a lose wire because I got shocked every time I unplugged it. I was afraid my parents wouldn’t replace it so I never told them

@V_Lady2024 🫨

My Easy Bake Oven was awesome...no scars though. I used to love rubbing these things and make them go off...had to wait until it got dark but just before the street lights came on. Then it was home, bath and bed.

They also made hair ties that looked like click clacks. If you slipped while trying to hook the balls it was a knuckle breaker.

Remember those slap bracelets? The metal would wear through & cut you DEEP.

Wow 😱

if you survived riding in the back of the pickup truck, these may have left a mark

True

Don’t forget the slip ‘n slide that inevitably was placed over a rock that shredded your a$$ as you slid over it. Or the water wiggle that was attached to the hose and flipped around at full speed smacking kids in the face. 😂😂😂😂

@oX_Bat_Xo Omgosh it’s true. Those click clackers omgosh

@oX_Bat_Xo 😂😂

Stabbed my brother in the arm with one of these bad boys for cheating! I was 6 he was 11

Handmade slingshots. My husband’s favourite!

Oh, my shins! Hutch Bear Trap pedals, you land wrong after a cross-up, and the other side, with your weight behind it, hits your shin. My shins are all kinds of dented from Hutch Bear Trap pedals. Your shoes stick to them good, until they don't.

Ouch

We had a tire swing from a tree in our backyard. I'm sure we at some point broke the ladder so used large nails in the tree trunk to climb up instead. A few tetanus shots later and the nails were replaced with a different rope to climb up instead. 🤣

Omg 🤣😂🤣😂

We just had no fear !!!