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Second date update. Hilarious! Iโ€™m crying! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

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TheXRPDon1 year ago

As a guy.. I can tell you there are two camps when it comes to their view on womenโ€ฆ Camp A: Guys who prefer their women soft, sexy, smells good, and they want that image in their head ALWAYS Camp B: Guys who want a fart joke buddy with a vaginaโ€ฆ.

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Mimi1 year ago

OMG!! I couldnโ€™t stop laughing! However, I have to agree with this man! I couldnโ€™t be with her either. She was gross! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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SULLY1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ

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0xJava1 year ago

Marriage material right there

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Anil Singh1 year ago

There is a couple of new phrases I had not heard before ๐Ÿ˜‚

Erica ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's profile picture
Erica ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ1 year ago

Iโ€™m literally hollering โ€” I love those clips ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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SULLY1 year ago

What a great way to close a day! ๐Ÿ˜…

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Le Lwa dรฉchu1 year ago

I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™m disgusted or If I want to marry her

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Max Middendorf1 year ago

Note to self, never chew and watch Sullyโ€™s post๐Ÿคฆ

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SULLY1 year ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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JackVonDudeman1 year ago

Sounds like a beer buddy to me. Probably a riot after a couple.

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Shannon ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธI stand with America1 year ago

That would have ended it for most of us!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Myryam Saav1 year ago

Iโ€™m glad he wants a woman with good manners and principles. She can do her own thing without needing to tell anyone or specify what sheโ€™s doing. Itโ€™s nobodyโ€™s business, especially at the dinner table. I fully support the guy, and he is not a p..sy, as some have called him. If he had continued dating her, Iโ€™m certain she would have gotten drunk and performed a striptease on the table in front of his whole family. If she doesnโ€™t care about making a good first impression, she is likely careless and possibly irresponsible in many other areas.

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Sammy1 year ago

Even if she was joking about it, that's still disgusting especially when you eat.

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Gentile & Gentleman1 year ago

Fucking Classic sound bite. I wouldn't even have shook her hand. I would have bailed through the kitchen back door to throw up in the dumpster, Amanda's home.

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Sam Riddle1 year ago

Come on, what a pussy. No one has a sense of humor anymore, I would have been laughing and doing it right back. โ€œDropping the kids at the poolโ€ was clever, she probably learned this stuff from her dad.

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Eric Kasher1 year ago

The fact she held his hand to lean in and whisper that, wouldโ€™ve sold me.

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Joy Repair1 year ago

He just missed out on an awesome life partner.

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Rob Booker1 year ago

I'm so tired of these fake calls

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NIco Potenza1 year ago

Marriage material lovely Amanda

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Michael Bond1 year ago

I guarantee you she grew up with a bunch of brothers and sheโ€™s no pussy! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Horse Racing Betting Tips1 year ago

Had a girlfriend sat next to me one time, we were just chillin and suddenly she lept up and made a fast move towards the bathroom saying "oh the tortoise is poking its head out the shell". My reply was try more fibre so you go once a day, not once a week and get caught by surprise.

Mermies (Mermaid)๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ's profile picture
Mermies (Mermaid)๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ1 year ago

This is making me crack up!!

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H ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 1776 We The People1 year ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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MJKMK1 year ago

Yup. Grounds for immediate dismissal.

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Theriouth1 year ago

Honk out... A dirt snake...

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Tayo1 year ago

You gotta give me the rest of the phone call

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Europa39621 year ago

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard

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tugiep81 year ago

He dodged a bullet

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John Vass1 year ago

It's very funny... But! I don't blame him! She had to get this kind of behavior from her family. Dad and brothers I hope. Mom? So what would you do if this was the in-laws? Next thing you know your kids are saying this stuff two days after being potty trained? I'd be out.

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Christie Jo Payton1 year ago

@DaddyLacroix She was probably doing all that on purpose because she probably didn't want a second date ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Arjan Dikhoffโš“1 year ago

Regardless of gross vs not gross, it's poor judgement to talk like that on a first date. Who knows what she'll say when in company of others?

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Alex Kurkjy1 year ago

Danny needs to lighten up a little. Amanda sounds like allot of fun.

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dr_land1 year ago

@BrockRiddickIFB I havenโ€™t seen you post these in a while.

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TherealGnomish1 year ago

From now on, I will be refering to my BM's as "honking out a dirt snake"

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Tobye Pierce1 year ago

He's right. Run like Hell.

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MG1 year ago

Part 2

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Film is the canvas of dreams โ„ข1 year ago

Best one ever ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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