French Makes No Sense: « Pregnancy » 🤰🏼

Haha! I filled out a form at the Hospital, and when they asked me 'Avez vous de la grossesse?'. I said Yes, I am a bit chubby. The nurse said: I believe you do not speak French right?

« Femme enceinte », car elle est comme une forteresse autour du bébé !

Funny ending, surprised me 🤣

A l'origine prégnante existe aussi en français (même origine latine, peu usité maintenant) et prégnant c'est aussi oppressant :

Its rather simple "Grossesse" comes from "grosse" which used to mean pregnant and now is antiquated. And comes from the fact that the belly is bigger than usual... And "enceinte" comes from the fact that she holds and protects the baby within her. One is factual the other poetic!

J'adore le mot allemand pour la pilule contraceptif xD. Oh merci, j'ai tellement rie

There's a missed opportunity here to highlight the French word for a condom: un préservatif. 👀 what exactly are we preserving? A baby-less way of life? 🤷

German (the character) is so creepy 😅.

The English is probably making a delivery at the hospital

Le "Jesus christ" à la fin, est juste énorme ! 😂