G’day mate.

No. Just no!!! One reason I will never come to Australia.

💪 Merica, we're taking it back. 💯 You like Trump, you know it, time to show it. ✅ T's for Trump here:

Dear God. Thanks for fueling my phobia. Last year, I was finally able to accept a garter snake 3 feet long that liked my patio. I think I’m back to square one now. Thanks Laird…

I live to serve.

Well that gave me an anxiety attack. I leave my rain boots in our garage and shake them out because of worries about bugs. This is next level stuff.

The stuff that nightmares are made of. We live opposite bushland, not far from the sea. We have snakes. You have to be vigilant. We have less intimidating friends, who drop by most days….

The only answer is to go barefoot. But then, stonefish... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Red backs, white tails… the list goes on and on and on and on…

Better in shoes than the toilet ugggg

It happens…